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tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

(via ruinedchildhood)

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4 weeks ago
itsdrickibytch:

stability:

Those are some hot buns

My Anaconda Don’t

itsdrickibytch:

stability:

Those are some hot buns

My Anaconda Don’t

(via okay)

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4 weeks ago

irisannwest:

do you ever

do you ever just have

that one class

that one freaking class

that just depresses you when you think about it because

oh god you hate it so much

(via iamthewhitegirl)

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4 weeks ago

ewok-gia:

*flicks holy water on you* leave

(Source: dominatrixes, via okay)

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4 weeks ago

everything-fuckable:

*buys kinky bra for looking hot in front of the mirror at 3am by yourself*

(via ickno)

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4 weeks ago

poorrichardsalmasnack:

lightskinjeezus:

metrogoon:

I’m dying right now 😂😂😂😂😂

brutal

DONT MIND THE BLUR

(via aduhm)

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4 weeks ago

jaclcfrost:

"how many times have you even watched that movie"

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(Source: jaclcfrost, via greetings)

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4 weeks ago

sarahnitson:

typac:

typac:

ashley tisdale and seth rogen in donnie darko is so funny they are like 12

image

image

aren’t you forgetting someone

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(via andrewquo)

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1 month ago

destispell:

men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!

women: those aren’t funny.

men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol

women: i drink the tears of men, haha!

men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL

Jesus Christ what kind of men do you know???

(via beartier)

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1 month ago

suicidurs:

if we havent talked in forever i am very sorry i thought i was annoying you

(via okay)

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1 month ago
yall as counselors:pls do not be sad friend!!! the stars love you and want to kiss your flesh which is made of sunlight and small bugs!! uwu
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1 month ago

zackisontumblr:

i have 3 moods:

  • skips every song on my ipod
  • lets the music play without interruption
  • plays the same song on repeat for days

(via fake-mermaid)

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1 month ago
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