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Prepare yourselves for cringey attempts of me trying to be witty and countless pictures of cats. You may proceed!

sarahnitson:

typac:

typac:

ashley tisdale and seth rogen in donnie darko is so funny they are like 12

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aren’t you forgetting someone

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(via andrewquo)

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2 days ago

destispell:

men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!

women: those aren’t funny.

men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol

women: i drink the tears of men, haha!

men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL

Jesus Christ what kind of men do you know???

(via beartier)

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2 days ago

suicidurs:

if we havent talked in forever i am very sorry i thought i was annoying you

(via okay)

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2 days ago
yall as counselors:pls do not be sad friend!!! the stars love you and want to kiss your flesh which is made of sunlight and small bugs!! uwu
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2 days ago

zackisontumblr:

i have 3 moods:

  • skips every song on my ipod
  • lets the music play without interruption
  • plays the same song on repeat for days

(via fake-mermaid)

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2 days ago

trugazi:

can’t wait to own dogs with u

(via okay)

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2 days ago

alvxandra:

if jessica lange doesn’t win an emmy this year i quit

(via greetings)

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1 week ago

unsharedmemories:

do you think doctors guess in their heads about which patients they think are sexually active before they ask?

(via greetings)

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1 week ago
silversora:

"Dave.."
"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."
"DAVE."

silversora:

"Dave.."

"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."

"DAVE."

(Source: stigmartyr762, via zackisontumblr)

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1 week ago

breadmaakesyoufat:

shut the fuck up hermione you fucking nerd.

(Source: nevillles, via okay)

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1 week ago

nobodycars:

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE nope nien n0pe NOPE NOPE NO NO NO NO NOPE NOPE (x)

(Source: nebranska, via fake-mermaid)

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