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Prepare yourselves for cringey attempts of me trying to be witty and countless pictures of cats. You may proceed!

alvxandra:

if jessica lange doesn’t win an emmy this year i quit

(via greetings)

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2 days ago

unsharedmemories:

do you think doctors guess in their heads about which patients they think are sexually active before they ask?

(via greetings)

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2 days ago
silversora:

"Dave.."
"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."
"DAVE."

silversora:

"Dave.."

"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."

"DAVE."

(Source: stigmartyr762, via zackisontumblr)

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2 days ago

breadmaakesyoufat:

shut the fuck up hermione you fucking nerd.

(Source: nevillles, via okay)

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5 days ago

nobodycars:

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE nope nien n0pe NOPE NOPE NO NO NO NO NOPE NOPE (x)

(Source: nebranska, via fake-mermaid)

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5 days ago

dulldrops:

How many followers do u need to have before u just get random curious anons or am i just too boring

(via ugly)

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5 days ago

rozenstar:

taliabobalia:

long distance relationships

This made me laugh louder than it should

(Source: daniels-gillies, via michaxl)

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5 days ago

briarcliff-manor:

AHS Favorite Scenes / The Lana Escape

(Source: qoven, via grl16)

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5 days ago
gurlfriend:happy fathers day
bf:but im not a dad
gf::)
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5 days ago

comupter:

send me nudes so i can laugh at them

(via officialwhitegirls)

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5 days ago

amerlcanapparel:

google is great because you can ask something really obvious and nobody has to know

(via fake-mermaid)

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5 days ago

clannyphantom:

"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"

image

(via confirmance)

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5 days ago
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