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Prepare yourselves for cringey attempts of me trying to be witty and countless pictures of cats. You may proceed!

foop:

Accurate portrayal of white people

(Source: dogtongue, via moistbottom)

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niggaqueef:

when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this

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(via ugly)

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d0nn0:

d0nn0:

reblog if you like pasta

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what are you trying to pull here dominos

(via ruinedchildhood)

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uglypickle:

I reply to peoples texts way too fast that its actually embarrassing

(Source: uglypickle, via moistbottom)

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internetexplorers:

“you’re like a son to me”

“dad, i am your son”

(via fake-mermaid)

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bjokr:

introducing myself in the first day of school

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(via jackballs)

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ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

(via ruinedchildhood)

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me:no one ever texts me
*gets a text*
me:wtf do you want
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"Three tomatoes are walking down the street- a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him… and says, Catch up." - Pulp Fiction (1994)

(Source: mashamorevna, via queenoffarts)

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cuntysupreme:

that better be church wine

cuntysupreme:

that better be church wine

(via ugly)

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catbountry:

yes-it-means-i-am-bread:

does anyone remember law4kids

like this kids’ website that had these shitty webcomics and animations telling them all about DA LAW

i mean this shit was hilarious even by itself

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BUT THEN PEOPLE STARTED MAKING PARODIES

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AND THEY JUST KEPT COMING

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This one was always my favorite:

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(Source: captaintightpanties, via queenoffarts)

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baiovevo:

FIVE YEARS HE WAITED FIVE YEARS

(via megablaziken)

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zac-afron:

maingrl:

never trust a person that screenshots everything

(Source: maingrl, via iamthewhitegirl)

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